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"LOVE,
easy to say,
difficult to stay.
Beautiful to feel,
difficult to deal.
Difficulty is a part of life.
Thats the reason why a G'Friend is never a wife.

If you need advice,
text me.
If you need a friend,
call me.
If you need me,
come to me.
If you need money. .....
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Who said english is easy????Fill in the blank with YES or No.
1.-----I dont have brain.
2.-----I dont have sence.
3.-----I am stupid..

Take a bowl.
fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror.
U know what ull find????Langur ke haath mein angoor.

Wat is G'Friend?
ANS: Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies n division of friends

Kiss is a key 2 love,
love is a lock of marriage,
marriage is a box of children,
children is the problem of INDIA,
see how much problem KISS can create

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream,
wen we kiss?
dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
Wen i close my eyes i c u!

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song????????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Today,
tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose????
your Own Stupid!!!

Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again..

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror..
2. Take mirror and just drop it..
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

Keep in touch with me..
Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

When I was born Devil said.
Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said .Oh Shit!!!!Competition.!!! ..

This is not fair! How could u do this?
Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

Fill in the blank.Im ur ...friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must.

Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally..Thats why boys go to college regularly.

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry,
I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

When it rains,
you don't see the sun,
but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

When situation gets you down,
remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.

I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
I Love You.
That's because Dad says "Love Animals" !

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!

Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Love is mutual respect
Love means that differences can be worked out.
Love is reaching your dreams together.
Love is the connection of two hearts,
...yours and mine!

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why????coz she didn ' t know anything,
and he had forgotten everything

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it,
because I might do something crazy like believe it!.

Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a woman?
A microwave oven doesn't scream when u put a piece of meat in it.

Dark were those days,
without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !.

6 beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool but suddenly all the water disappeared.How?
NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.

Guy says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute for girl. Wat happen?
Asked his friend. Guy: Well,
I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.

This cat,
is cat,
a cat,
good cat,
way cat,
to cat,
keep cat,
an cat,
idiot cat,
busy cat,
for cat,
20 cat,
seconds cat !. Now read it without the word cat

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

I've seen angels in the sky,
****I've seen snow fall in July,
****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman,
but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

God created the earth,
****God created the woods,
****God created you too,
****but yes,
even God makes mistakes!

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,
Its in ICU.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*?
She says: What's that?
.....He says: We go to my place,
have sex and than you dissappear.....

You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine

a kid asked the priest " father,
what is your pastime?
"the priest tapped the kid ' s shoulder and replied "Nun,
my child,
nun "

Of all the gifts,
big and small,
your friendship is the greatest of them all.

Boy:why grls like more holi than boys?
Another boy: bcos they have two balloons of 5ml and bolys have only one pichkari of 2ml.

You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person,
your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.

A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,
2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?
The 1 wid big tits!